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THE EGGPLANT ARTICLES

Spirit Halloween: Where Are They Now?

AMC Movie Theater Construction Just the Next Phase of Stadium Center

Aw! Your Crush's Girlfriend Thinks You're Really Cool!

Girl Wearing “Euphoria” Makeup on the First Day of Class Is Suddenly Second-Guessing Herself

Amount Raised for Dance Marathon Revealed to Be Less Than Cost to Rent Civic Center

A Love Letter: Thank You for Drunk Snapping Me It Lets Me Know You Care

Investigative Report: How Are the Nerds at the ASLC Having so Much Sex?

9 Shitty Things That Happened to Me This Semester

Woman Finds Only Thing Standing Between Her and Mental Chaos Is a Funnel Cake from the Fair

It’s October 30 and Your Roommate Is Wondering If You Guys Should Throw a Halloween Party

Hipsters Who Called Gaines Street "Gentrified" Rattled to Discover the New GreenWise Is Actually Amazing

CDU Presents: Your Dad at The Wilbury

Local Woman Disappointed to Learn She Is "One of the Guys"

“I Love This Weather,” Says Woman Destroyed by Seasonal Affective Disorder Every Year

Strozier Starbucks Now Hiring Employees Just to Stand Around

Waffle House Employee Knows Patron Better Than Their Own Mother

Local Woman Breaks Record for Having Rewards App for Every Restaurant in Tallahassee

5 Reasons Why Reality Doesn't Exist in Your Uber Home From the Club

I Waxed My Own Lip and Started the Next Wave of Feminism

Air Quality in Tallahassee Just Got More Toxic Since the Girls Who Were Mean to You Are Back From Abroad

Instagram Reports Sad Finsta Forehead Pics Expected to Reach an All-Time High This Holiday Season

Political Science Major Boasts About Getting All the “Questions Right” on Midterm Election Ballot

Your Friend Who Bleached Their Hair at 1 A.M. Wants You to Know "This Is Not a Cry for Help but Thanks for Asking"

S.A.F.E. Bus Drivers Exclusively Certified by Playing GTA V

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